Quote #5819
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Quote #3983
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections and the...
Quote #2385
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #15695
Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to...
Quote #16013
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
Quote #4881
Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.
Quote #9101
Only the dreamer shall understand realities, though in truth his dreaming must be not...
Quote #11770
There’s time enough, but none to spare.
Quote #6644
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps...
Quote #9562
I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that...