Quote #11266
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #10931
Never trust anyone who wants what you’ve got. Friend or no, envy is an...
Quote #17979
I’m not a good butcher but I’ve had to learn to carve the joint....
Quote #9477
Nothing ever gets anywhere. The earth keeps turning round and round and gets nowhere....
Quote #3938
The secret to success is to know something nobody else knows.
Quote #17882
It citizenship would give to persons of the negro race, who were recognized as...
Quote #2101
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Quote #6936
I love my country too much to be a nationalist.
Quote #712
In the highest civilization, the book is still the highest delight. He who has...
Quote #16717
It takes ten pounds of common sense to carry one pound of learning.