Quote #3922
Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.
Quote #2475
Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
Quote #7667
Expecting a carjacker or rapist or drug pusher to care that his possession or...
Quote #19946
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #13415
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Quote #6746
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #4544
Whoever desires to found a state and give it laws, must start with assuming...
Quote #14385
Naturally intelligent people are like lumps of coal. Eventually, we turn into diamonds, And...
Quote #11832
I’ve learned that although it’s hard to admit it, I’m secretly glad my parents...
Quote #338
The aeroplane has unveiled for us the true face of the earth.