Quote #8023
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Quote #4327
Better be ignorant of a matter than half know it.
Quote #12168
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Quote #7207
I have impeached myself by resigning.
Quote #5658
My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #13498
There’s no such thing as security. There never has been.
Quote #10962
Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as...
Quote #5311
How poor are they who have not patience What wound did ever heal but...
Quote #10521
Conscience is the perfect interpreter of life.