Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #21407
Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone.
Quote #13505
Goodbye, goodbye, I hate the word. Solitude has long since turned brown and withered,...
Quote #12505
Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes...
Quote #20976
If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair...
Quote #2705
We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God’s.
Quote #16294
I accept now with equanimity the question so constantly addressed to me, ‘Are you...
Quote #11187
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
Quote #16120
I’m disappointed, but I’m not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt...
Quote #12045
It’s a basehit on the error by Roberts.