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Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
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If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end if you...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #3116
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
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The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at...
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A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
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Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
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My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night But ah,...
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To persevere is always a reflection of the state of one’s inner life, one’s...
Quote #12003
War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.