Quote #2532
With affection beaming out of one eye, and calculation shining out of the other.
Quote #9764
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Quote #8409
It is not the rich man you should properly call happy, but him who...
Quote #17936
Nothing is so difficult but that it may be found out by seeking.
Quote #17798
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left...
Quote #20230
A man who does not know foreign language is ignorant of his own.
Quote #11706
It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
Quote #7762
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
Quote #18912
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #16622
Where there is a sea there are pirates.