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I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man I want a...
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Those who give too much attention to trifling things become generally incapable of great...
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The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than he discovery...
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A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach.
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Television is simultaneously blamed, often by the same people, for worsening the world and...
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Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
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A musicologist is a man who can read music but can’t hear it.
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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
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There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...
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All we have of freedom — all we use or know — This our...