Quote #6242
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #15258
Colleges don’t make fools. They only develop them.
Quote #15291
Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can’t see the sense in...
Quote #10394
Oh, how I love the Earth and everything in it, life and death. And...
Quote #7046
Your chances of success are directly proportional to the degree of pleasure you desire...
Quote #18681
I write music with an exclamation point
Quote #16477
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can’t be the world’s policeman....
Quote #21059
It’s funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other...
Quote #8166
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #14436
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique...