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If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The...
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Working hard overcomes a who lot of other obstacles. You can have unbelievable intelligence,...
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea,...
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Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of...
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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served...
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Ricky Here’s 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you...
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If I can put one touch of rosy sunset into the life of any...
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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the...
Quote #11540
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...