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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Oliver Cromwell

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Make the iron hot by striking it.
Richard Wagner

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I write music with an exclamation point
Lawrence George Durrell

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There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some...
P. J. O'Rourke

Quote #3554

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are...
Danish proverb

Quote #7170

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If your house is on fire, warm yourself by it.
General Omar Nelson Bradley

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Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. If we continue to...
Elizabeth II

Quote #12825

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
Albert Camus

Quote #6964

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
Mother Theresa

Quote #4437

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I see God in every human being.
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