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We need to make a world in which fewer children are born, and in...
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A mirror reflects a man’s face, but what he is really like is shown...
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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Practice is everythingThis is often misquoted as Practice makes perfect.
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I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me...
Quote #15978
The Great Spirit, who made all things, made every thing for some use, and...
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Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
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Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and...
Quote #17312
Life’s simplest things are love, and kindly friends, Nature’s sweet charm of earth and...