Quote #1458
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #3632
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Quote #18396
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
Quote #11236
Then give to the world the best you have. And the best will come...
Quote #20357
Obtain from yourself all that makes complaining useless. No longer implore from others what...
Quote #2192
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single...
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #321
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t...
Quote #11642
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
Quote #16381
Living together is an art.