Quote #20585
I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.
Quote #9748
Prosperity depends more on wanting what you have than having what you want.
Quote #13001
It’s not a slam at you when people are rude-it’s a slam at the...
Quote #2296
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...
Quote #9956
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #260
That was and still is the great disaster of my life-that lovely, lovely little...
Quote #703
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
Quote #19851
Our span of life is brief, but is long enough for us to live...
Quote #17159
One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up...
Quote #15117
When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still...