Quote #1360
In great attempts it is glorious even to fail.
Quote #15974
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Quote #9593
Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
Quote #4311
An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason.
Quote #20898
Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
Quote #5614
There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first...
Quote #12668
Each happiness of yesterday is a memory for tomorrow.
Quote #6763
Use, do not abuse neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
Quote #21260
This world is given as the prize for the men in earnest and that...
Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...