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Books are the quietest and most constant of friends they are the most accessible...
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Calamities are of two kinds misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...
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Man’s many desires are like the small metal coins he carries about in his...
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And malt does more than Milton can To justify God’s ways to man.
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I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot...
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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better...
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...