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The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of...
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Oh, welcome to this world of fools, of pink champagne and swimming pools, where...
Quote #20972
Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in...
Quote #1686
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #15757
Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
Quote #19293
Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw...
Quote #5344
Thou art all the comfort, The Gods will diet me with.
Quote #17464
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don’t like...
Quote #19403
I don’t mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it...
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...