Quote #5152
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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I have nothing but contempt for the kind of governor who is afraid, for...
Quote #14385
Naturally intelligent people are like lumps of coal. Eventually, we turn into diamonds, And...
Quote #6091
There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a...
Quote #11160
I never reprimand a boy in the evening-darkness and a troubled mind are a...
Quote #17348
Never do anything that you aren’t prepared to face the true consequences of.
Quote #20653
The only factor becoming scarce in a world of abundance is human attention.
Quote #13380
I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least...
Quote #10508
Our neighbors in Virginia are just as responsible for these killings as the criminals...
Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...