Quote #12977
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #12805
You have to hang in there, because two or three years later, the gremlins...
Quote #9635
Let us make hay while the sun shines.
Quote #3245
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Quote #13131
American housewives have not had their brains shot away, nor are they schizophrenic in...
Quote #814
A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen...
Quote #16483
God, I offer myself to Thee, to build with me and to do with...
Quote #14254
Hell is paved with good Samaritans.
Quote #9583
In order to be able to live in America I must be unafraid to...
Quote #467
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...