Quote #21649
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #15901
Somehow liberals have been unable to acquire from birth what conservatives seem to be...
Quote #9735
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
Quote #12229
You have to lead people gently toward what they already know is right.
Quote #18447
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
Quote #2437
Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new...
Quote #1055
Someone asked Sophocles, How do you feel now about sex Are you able to...
Quote #11311
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can...
Quote #8842
Dangerous is wrath concealed. Hatred proclaimed doth lose its chance of wreaking vengeance.
Quote #6746
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.