Quote #5800
I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact,...
Quote #948
I do nothing but go about persuading you all, old and young alike, not...
Quote #18989
Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without...
Quote #5368
He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look...
Quote #9140
One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #18781
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of...
Quote #1707
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Quote #2263
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Quote #20855
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.