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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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Making the decision to have a child–it’s momentous. It is to decide forever to...
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History is powerful stuff. One day your world is fine. The next day it’s...
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Fear is a question What are you afraid of, and why Just as the...
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I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of...
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
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To your friends, you’re like a trash bag they’ll use you for a little...
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Disinterested intellectual curiosity is the life blood of real civilization.
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Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them,...