Quote #15614
School days are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. They are...
Quote #15838
You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
Quote #15134
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #9866
Faith is a continuation of reason.
Quote #19191
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
Quote #21743
Blame someone else and get on with your life.
Quote #6307
We know life is futile. A man who considers that his life is of...
Quote #4598
Account no man happy till he dies.
Quote #9248
The strength of the Constitution lies entirely in the determination of each citizen to...
Quote #19102
…it is as hard to do your duty when men are sneering at you...