Quote #14945
Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although...
Quote #21126
I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
Quote #4550
There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...
Quote #128
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t...
Quote #1884
A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.
Quote #14124
I have many regrets, and I’m sure everyone does. The stupid things you do,...
Quote #13379
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Quote #5977
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
Quote #7797
A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead.
Quote #19714
Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.