Quote #18779
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Quote #16073
One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.
Quote #15616
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge...
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There is only one principle of war and that’s this. Hit the other fellow,...
Quote #21411
There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers.
Quote #4255
Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have 50 million but I was just...
Quote #6306
The law is a horrible business.
Quote #18424
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough...
Quote #2452
It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself...