Quote #14883
I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
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To St. Paul, stripes, stones, shipwrecks, and thorns in the flesh were religious experiences...
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All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast...
Quote #20142
I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
Quote #3297
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #15064
I do not like this word bomb. It is not a bomb it is...
Quote #18423
Accident, n. A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
Quote #20172
What’s right about America is that although we have a mess of problems, we...
Quote #12938
No one can persuade another to change. Each of us guards a gate of...
Quote #15982
Democracy is good. I say this because other systems are worse.