Quote #21527
You bluffed me I don’t like it when people bluff me. It makes me...
Quote #2183
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Quote #11502
Fear cannot be banished, but it can be calm and without panic and it...
Quote #7194
Don’t offer me advice give me money.
Quote #14328
For visions come not to polluted eyes.
Quote #13369
If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the...
Quote #7798
In the dark colony of night, when I consider man’s magnificent capacity for malice,...
Quote #15919
Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
Quote #7437
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular...
Quote #17155
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.