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I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd...
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Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l’admire. (A fool always finds a...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Authenticity matters little, though our willingness to accept legends depends far more upon their...
Quote #8909
Only love interests me, and I am only in contact with things that revolve...
Quote #3634
Every man serves a useful purpose A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
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My grandkids say, ‘Reality Bites.’ O.K., but it also challenges and rewards…I believe our...
Quote #10495
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #6431
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Quote #6035
You can’t build a reputation on what you’re going to do.