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There are two sides to every question.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
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We are long before we are convinced that happiness is never to be found,...
Quote #2712
You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are but...
Quote #3553
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #4690
The world at large does not judge us by who we are and what...
Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #11778
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice because I will...
Quote #12963
I have been both rich and poor–while I have respect for both, I am...