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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede...
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year...
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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
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Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
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Culture makes all men gentle.
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Those who lose dreaming are lost.
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The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,...
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Tax reform means, ‘Don’t tax you, don’t tax me. Tax that fellow behind the...