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I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and...
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After dark all cats are leopards. Zuni
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Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the...
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When asked what was the proper time for supper If you are a rich...
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I kep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew) Their names are...
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Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
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Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
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I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write...
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(Think of one’s self as a teakettle) Though up to it’s neck in hot...
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Our job is not to straighten each other out, But to help each other...