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We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
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If you suspect a man, don’t employ him, and if ypu employ him, don’t...
Quote #21679
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
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Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if...
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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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The great omission in American life is solitude. . . that zone of time...
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Ask advice only of your equals.
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it...
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Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of...