Quote #17762
In America, anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.
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The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...
Quote #20919
Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing...
Quote #12990
The world is disgracefully managed one hardly knows to whom to complain.
Quote #5168
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Quote #17390
Again and again, the impossible problem is solved when we see that the problem...
Quote #5026
What’s a man’s age He must hurry more, that’s all Cram in a day,...
Quote #16660
If you can’t go over, you must go under.
Quote #19122
Funny is an attitude.
Quote #9633
Let every man mind his own business.