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Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.
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Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
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A good home must be made, not bought.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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I was born not knowing and have only had a little time to change...
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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Each of us visits this Earth involuntarily, and without an invitation. For me, it...
Quote #12909
Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
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A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
Quote #20563
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is...