Quote #2116
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he doesn’t become...
Quote #13374
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.
Quote #13553
You did touch me but didn’t feel my pain.
Quote #18429
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Quote #1547
Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment...
Quote #19394
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
Quote #3485
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Quote #3921
I am a strong believer in luck and I find the harder I work...
Quote #5796
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings the inherent virtue...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...