Quote #8403
The covetous man is ever in want.
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One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have to to wake up...
Quote #18880
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Quote #4578
Chance fights ever on the side of the prudent.
Quote #20383
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
Quote #20092
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #4873
A court is a place where what was confused before becomes more unsettled than...
Quote #9151
Married couples tell each other a thousand things without speech.
Quote #11194
There’s no fool like an old fool — you can’t beat experience.
Quote #1154
Difficulties increase the nearer we approach our goal.