Quote #20383
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
Quote #18490
The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough...
Quote #6757
Regimen is superior to medicine.
Quote #12058
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Quote #864
There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love...
Quote #622
The wise through excess of wisdom is made a fool.
Quote #311
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with...
Quote #20836
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #20938
The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a...
Quote #19968
I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why...