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A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...
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Government is a contrivance of human wisdom to provide for human wants. Men have...
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A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common...
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When I investigate and when I discover that the forces of the heavens and...
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If they give you lined paper, write the other way.
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else...
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Under every stone lurks a politician.
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The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his...