Quote #15934
President Reagan was elected on the promise of getting government off the backs of...
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #1842
Anyone can become angry. That is easy. But to be angry with the right...
Quote #18439
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
Quote #2660
God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
Quote #17423
Yet after brick and steel and stone are gone, and flesh and blood are...
Quote #5882
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from...
Quote #18438
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Quote #14532
The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is...
Quote #19685
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house...