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The man who didn’t want his wife to work has been succeeded by the...
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The artist should be a seeing-eye dog for a myopic civilization.
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Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should...
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Here in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and...
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The way to succeed is to double your error rate.
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Dreams surely are difficult, confusing, and not everything in them is brought to pass...
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Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your...
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It isn’t the incompetent who destroy an organization It is those who have achieved...
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A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her…but she can...