Quote #19568
Some men just aren’t cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before...
Quote #14959
We can’t take any credit for our talents. It’s how we use them that...
Quote #190
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do...
Quote #7435
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with...
Quote #19229
One likes people much better when they’re battered down by a prodigious siege of...
Quote #3311
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
Quote #17469
The mind’s first step to self-awareness must be through the body.
Quote #15107
Dream is not a revelation. If a dream affords the dreamer some light on...
Quote #8916
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #684
I pack my trunk, embrace my friends, embark on the sea, and at last...