Quote #2059
‘Tis not every question that deserves an answer.
Quote #19512
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
Quote #14854
You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
Quote #3571
Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head...
Quote #3555
Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
Quote #10254
As I was leaving this morning, I said to myself ‘the last thing you...
Quote #12971
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
Quote #8076
Difference of opinion is helpful in religion.
Quote #12492
Justice is always violent to the party offending, for every man is innocent in...
Quote #14408
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.