Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #2514
There is always something for which to be thankful.
Quote #6448
Economics Teacher In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate...
Quote #19966
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #20313
Knowing is not enough we must apply. Willing is not enough we must do.
Quote #10221
Preach the gospel at all times — If necessary, use words.
Quote #14921
Take all your dukes and marquesses and earls and viscounts, pack them into one...
Quote #11703
I’m perplexed when people adopt the modish abbreviation Ms., which doesn’t abbreviate anything except...
Quote #3239
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #13236
Don’t worry about anything. Worrying never solved anything. All it does is distort your...