Quote #11367
Communism is like one big phone company.
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #16720
He who wants a rose must respect the thorn.
Quote #10519
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
Quote #15219
There is always more spirit in attack than in defence.
Quote #17216
Whatever is produced in haste goes hastily to waste.
Quote #7864
There’s never a new fashion but it’s old.
Quote #8088
…it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods...
Quote #19998
If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have...
Quote #632
I like to have a man’s knowledge comprehend more than one class of topics,...