Quote #17477
Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed,...
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I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on...
Quote #21193
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Quote #4810
No one is so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
Quote #16872
Today, there is a drug and alcohol abuse epidemic in this country. And no...
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Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
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Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool...
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Write a wise saying and your name will live forever
Quote #11752
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #12177
All human beings have an innate need to hear and tell stories and to...