Quote #4973
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #7992
When bad men combine, the good must associate else they will fall one by...
Quote #16663
Don’t open a shop unless you know how to smile.
Quote #66
For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always...
Quote #5408
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
Quote #8829
Let him that would move the world, first move himself.
Quote #45
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended...
Quote #4814
Government never furthered any enterprise but the alacrity with which it got out of...
Quote #21439
In giving advice, seek to help, not please, your friend.
Quote #16524
And all the winds go sighing, For sweet things dying.