Quote #21021
Practice yourself what you preach.
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I realized early on that the academy and the literary world alike-and I don’t...
Quote #15666
Silence will not betray your thoughts but the expression on your face will. Humor...
Quote #3128
The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every...
Quote #21771
There’s nothing sooner dry than women’s tears.
Quote #15709
Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #9828
Whatever happens at all happens as it should thou wilt find this true, if...
Quote #16979
It is not the situation that makes the man, but the man who makes...
Quote #12676
Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions....