Quote #1586
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Quote #7197
The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water.
Quote #20407
Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.
Quote #14492
If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
Quote #4171
Quotation, n The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Quote #3633
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Quote #6971
There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
Quote #2180
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
Quote #9545
We can have facts without thinking but we cannot have thinking without facts.
Quote #18880
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.