Quote #8151
A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.
Quote #17159
One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up...
Quote #18444
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #15028
I’ve known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to...
Quote #12262
There are no athiests in foxholes.
Quote #21805
When I only begin to read, I forget I’m on this world. It lifts...
Quote #10865
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Quote #10702
From the highest mountains in the world, Men seek for higher places to climb,...
Quote #19794
She is not fair to outward view As many maidens be Her loveliness I...
Quote #7179
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.