Quote #13650
If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
Quote #19863
We are obliged to respect, defend and maintain the common bonds of union and...
Quote #18509
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
Quote #1529
Errors to be dangerous must have a great deal of truth mingled with them....
Quote #12593
A schedule defends from chaos and whim.
Quote #4976
Know then thyself, presume not God to scan,The proper study of Mankind is Man.
Quote #414
No man fully capable of his own language ever masters another.
Quote #13784
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said ‘Watch For Rocks.’ Marta...
Quote #13560
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #7147
I have never been hurt by anything I didn’t say.